1. When someone is in a state of complete shock and confusion.

2. When someone has been formally owned.
1. Dude, I was totally WhatTheFucked last night after Sally said she didn't have feelings for me anymore.

2. "Wow, I just caught my girlfriend cheating on me."

"Man you just got WhatTheFucked"
by Sirpimpalottahoe September 22, 2008
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1. The process of figuring out that you've been played by yet another inflammatory headline in social media.
"Seems to be a whole lotta whatthefuckism going on about aliens abducting Justin Beiber today..."
by iaintnobody March 1, 2014
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An ungodly hour in the morning, when it is still pitch black outside and freezing cold.
Bob has to get up at whatthefuck o'clock each morning just to arrive on time to work.

Dude why did you wake me up? it's whatthefuck o'clock!
by wqrt13tr September 28, 2010
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A phrase used by soldiers to express displeasure with Army regulations, chain of command, piss poor planning, etc.
Soldier A: Hey, did you hear that the 1SG plans to have an unnecessary convoy on what is expected to be one of Iraq's most violent days since the start of the war?

Soldier B: Whatthefuck@us.army.mil
by just another pawn March 15, 2005
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That void of time, usually after getting wasted or very high, where you don't remember a goddamn thing.
Sue: "Wow! I just checked my bank account and I spent over a hundred bucks at the bars last night!"

Alison: "How the fuck did you manage to do that? I'm broke too...what happened?"

Sue: "I haven't got a fucking clue. I remember up to a certain point and then everything after that is like one huge void of whatthefuck-ness."
by wastedone April 3, 2011
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the state of mind one is put into when someone is speaking complete nonsense and you don't understand what the fuck they are saying.
Jimmy put me in whatthefuckment after he was talking about a show I've never seen before.
by MRsavior22 December 1, 2013
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