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Just nice way to say Fu*k you
Whateva Dude...you aint got sh*t on me
by Sara November 09, 2004
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the cool hip way to say "whatever"; the evolved more sophisticated way to say "whatever"; more nonchalant than "whatever"; almost as if it were "whatever's" older cooler sister that gets more guys than "whatever".
Whateva, I don't even care that my mom just died.
by hugh jass May 05, 2004
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well' what eva! no big.
by janelle March 26, 2005
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When you want to tell someone to go fuck themself, it's best to be censored about it and say "Whateva"
When my supervisor is totally frustraing me and I want to tell her to go "fuck" herself, I prefer to say "Whateva" so that she don't fire my ass.
by Fluffy Everett November 14, 2006
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Whateva - This is my United States of
And then officer Leroy came up to me and was like, "Hey I thought I told you..." and I'm like, "Yeah, whateva!"
by JakeTwo December 22, 2003
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when one tells the TRUTH more or less yet it gives the appearance of being ELABORATE LIES.jerks
%#%#%@ ^#^#@^...whATEVA

jerks!
by keepitcomming May 23, 2009
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