"could i get a large whataburger?"
"anythign else with that ma'am?"
"i'm sorry, did you say ma'am? i'm a Mr."
"oh, i'm sorry. i just didn't think it would matter when you die"
"you're right, yes. that would be all"
"that will be $2.75, drive up... now"
Guy 2: Fuck yeah! I'm keeping the place number too as part of my Whata number collection too!
Guy 3: FUCK YEAH TEXAS!