Top Definition
If a conjunction, the answer is "To join words and sentences."

Also a horrible pick-up line at bars.
Eugene: What's your function here?

Melvin: I oversee major projects and aid in the development of minor ones.


Tony: Hey baby, what's your function?

Tony is promptly slapped by Tina.
by Diggity Monkeez March 27, 2005

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