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1. What the
shortcuts for What the hell! What the fuck!
What the!
What the hell!
by Kevin Goh Mar 1, 2005 add a video
2. What the
An expression of surprise, or incomprehension.

Also see
What the hell
What the heck
What the fuck
WTF
What in Blue Blazes
As his slumbering mind was touched by the dawning rays of wakefulness, his first impression was of a mop of frizzy orange hair brushing his face. Awareness suddenly slapped him upside his head, not only was there was a person seated on his lap, but he was strapped inside a car sardine-can-packed with clowns, missiling towards a burning building. "What the!" he exclaimed.
by Chaz Jul 20, 2005 add a video
3. what the
another way of sayin' "what the fuck?"
Mr. Woicicki: "Ok, you guys, here's your homework for today."

Ben: "O, what the fizz, dizz?!!"
4. What the
Short for W-T-F or What the 'F'? Typically used in cases of extreme incomprehension. Also used with the other W words: Who, When, Why, & Where.
Dude, look, your wife is on TV!

What the..?
5. what the
Who cares...
what the fuheck is this?
by tony Oct 21, 2003 add a video
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