| 1. | What the fucked. | ||
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A state of having a ton of negative events pile up on you (ie failing a test, crashing a car, having to study for finals etc) and not caring as much as you should. A lot like being fucked and not caring (fucked in a bad way). I think I just failed that chem test too. I am so what the fucked.
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| 2. | What the friction | ||
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It means what the fuck. It originated when I was playing a game at my friend's house and he beat me mercilessly. I then proceeded to beat him with a stick, but then I held myself back and said "what the friction" because his mom was in the next room. I fucked your sister up the ass and videotaped it.
What the friction, man? Why didn't you send it to me before. |
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| 3. | WTFUFF | ||
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Stands for
What the Fucked Up Fucking Fuck ?! An extended Version of WTF ?! You are trying to rob a bank with a fucking squirt gun !
WTFUFF ?! |
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| 4. | w.t.f | ||
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"What the fuck!" It's just another way of saying "what the fuck" in a situation that's necessary.It's usually used in a character's thinking bubble in cartoons.
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| 5. | the broh | ||
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The Broh is a movement. It's a state of being. To be the broh you must push your body and mind to the limit. You think you get zooted? The broh takes 10 lines of yak, a couple of xany's, 10 brews, and burns the blunt to get to his normal state of zootedness, so next time you think your relatively fucked up, just imagine what the Broh is going through. To be the Broh you must NOT remember 3/4th's of your life! sum kid: "Yoooo im so fucked up right now, i think im gonna die!"
The Broh: "Get up you pussy, and snort these lines with me" The Broh |
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| 6. | ceebs | ||
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A lame slang word describing an individuals lack of motivation or enthusiasm to do something.
It is overused by ignorant teens with the combined I.Q of a house brick. The word is now used as a proclamation of one's loss of individuality, cognitive and descent into conformity. The word has metamorphosed, now breaking basic grammar. New variations include: jibs, cibs, what the ceebs idiot teen no.1: i think i like insert persons name
idiot teen no.2: What the ceebs? idiot teen no.3: man i should do this homework but im so ceebs person: perhaps you should get off this facebook 'ceebs' group and do the work you idiot |
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| 7. | Fuck the what??! | ||
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When "What the fuck" is to fucked up. Joe: Dude, did you hear about that soldier who shot all those other soldiers down in Texas?
Ben: Fuck the what??! |
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