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An expression used to convey various reactions to events. ‘What the fuck?’ may be used in an attempt to explain any one or combination of the reactions/emotions listed below and then some.
A: Confusion B: Incredulous confusion C: Surprise D: Disappointment E: Hurt F: Anger G: Ironically ‘What the fuck?’ Is rarely used as a positive statement; however it may be used ironically to convey such is life (refer ex G)
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A: Confusion Why would someone use someone else who is in love with them? B: Incredulous confusion How could you use me to make him jealous?, to get yourself a valentines day present?, to add some excitement to your life?, to distract you?, to improve your ego?, to do most of your study?, to improve your sex life? C: Surprise It is a surprise to me that people can even think that way, can lie so much even to themselves, can take pleasure from causing others pain, can actually be proud of themselves for being a total arsehole D: Disappointment It disappoints me that even now you cannot tell the truth; that you can forget so much so easily; that it was all a lie, all just a game to you E: Hurt Guess what? – when you think you can feel no more pain, there is always more. To be lied to and used by someone that you have given yourself to is more hurt than anyone should have to feel F: Anger I am angry at myself for being a tool; I sometimes feel anger towards Tracey for being a bogan G: Ironically Everything I do even now, benefits you in your little game and hurts me even more. Every chance I give you just allows you to tell more lies; I am sick of Tracey time |
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An expression used to convey various reactions to events. ‘What the fuck?’ may be used in an attempt to explain any one or combination of the reactions/emotions listed below and then some.
A: Confusion B: Incredulous confusion C: Surprise D: Disappointment E: Hurt F: Anger G: Ironically ‘What the fuck?’ Is rarely used as a positive statement; however it may be used ironically to convey such is life (refer ex G)
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*Note: The ‘McDonalds’ referred to in the following examples is not the all too familiar icon of western civilisation that sells a wide variety of meal choices at prices that are reasonable to the consumer. The use of the name ‘McDonalds’ is pure coincidence; the name (as applied to the examples below) was randomly generated using a super-dooper computer. A: Confusion I was walking past McDonalds the other day; it smelt disgusting. So I was like “What the fuck? Why would you want to eat that?” B: Incredulous confusion “What the fuck? All of the people driving into McDonalds look like cheeseburgers!! C: Surprise “What the fuck Tracey; is that your mother working at McDonalds in her hot knickers making cheeseburgers? D: Disappointment “What the fuck is the world coming to when people are willing to eat greasy cheesys from McDonalds? E: Hurt Oh God, what the fuck? How could you eat that cheeseburger from McDonalds? Can’t you see how much anguish and sorrow it causes me to watch you stuff that disgusting in every way symbol of everything that is wrong with the world into your mouth and watch t... |
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A statement of confusion
An emphasis to "what" Used when one is fucking pissed off Can also be added to "who" "where" "why"... etc Also used when one doesn't know what the fuck else to say "What the fuck? Why did he do that?"
"What the fuck are we supposed to do for this assignment?" "What the fuck does that little fucker think he's doing?!" "Who the fuck is that? I've never seen him before" "Where the fuck is this party?" "Why the fuck do we have so much fucking homework?" "Dude... what the fuck?" |
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