Top Definition
What the fork.

Can replace What The Fuck at a time where swearing is inappropriate, or unwise, eg, around children.
It deems "wtf" to be more acceptable also.
"What The Fork Dude?"
"Sorry"

"What The Fork!?"
-child walks in-
"What The Fork?"

"what the fork?"
"whats up?"

"wtf"
"what does that mean"
"er... What the.. er.. Fork"
by FelixB666XD November 09, 2009

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