What the dog?

An exclamation of surprise or confusion, similar to "What the Puck?". German version: "Was der Hund?"

What the dog? I don't understand.

by Dogsomeness August 20, 2008

What the dog doin

"What the dog doin?" is a term often used to describe utter confusion of an act that the canine seems to be committing. The dog could be walking, peeing, shitting or generally doing what a dog does. Though, people tend find themselves holding back from saying "what the dog doin?" when seeing a dog doing something rather mundane.

A: "Yo look! what the dog doin?" - "he acting a bit sussy now innit?"
B: "he's just pissing.."

A: "what he doin tho?!"

by Skylin Met Taiga May 26, 2021

what the dog doing

something we will never know

guy1: what the dog doing?
guy2: idk

by User187474 / just a pickaxe June 20, 2021

Whats Up Dog

When you want to be hip so you ask your friend, whats up dog. If your friend is being a complete idiot or you don't have any friends you can go with a simple joke such as an example written below

You: Yo whats up dog
Friend: Nothin man just chilling
If you want someone to say what ups dog
You(point at a random object): Wait, I think that's up dog
Friend: What's up dog?
You: Not much man, what about you

by Shadank April 4, 2019

What the dog doin'?!

The dog is usually performing a human-like task. e.g. Kickflip, playing GTA V, eating squirrels, playing a nice game of CS:GO, and playing piano. Dogs are fully eligible of doing all of these human tasks. If you as much as lay finger on a dog, it might initiate god mode and use 0.1% of its power. A dogs full power is so powerful that it can take down an entire solar system effortlessly. The average house dog is currently using -0.0000007% of its current power. 0.1% is enough to wipe out the entire country of Uruguay. So remember, do not mess with a dog, or you will find out what the dog doin'.

(You see any being perform or say something weird) What the dog doin'?!

by xXBeanEaterXx April 11, 2022

What the dog doin?

A phrase commonly used by people as an introduction. Similar to 'how is it going?'

Tass - 'Yo Sam, What the dog doin?'
Sam - 'Just chilling'
Both - *high five*

by Juan Sheet October 14, 2021

what up dog

what is up homie?
What is going on?
How are you?
What is wrong?
What is up?
wud up
also spelled: wud up dog?
spanish verion:
que paso perro?
what up dog?

Mark said to joe, "what up dog?"

by ADD March 23, 2005