The "LeBron James" approach, popularized by South Park. Used in tricky situations or troublesome conversations.
DAD: "Donavan, I saw a packet of white powder in your room--"
DONAVAN: "What should I do? Should I admit that I've made mistakes? Should I remind you I've done this before? What should I do? Should I tell you I'm not a role model? Should I accept my role as the villain? Should I stop listening to my drug dealer? He's my drug dealer! Maybe I should just... disappear."
DAD: "...I'm going to go make some toast."
SCORE!
DONAVAN: "What should I do? Should I admit that I've made mistakes? Should I remind you I've done this before? What should I do? Should I tell you I'm not a role model? Should I accept my role as the villain? Should I stop listening to my drug dealer? He's my drug dealer! Maybe I should just... disappear."
DAD: "...I'm going to go make some toast."
SCORE!
by JesusGodBuddha November 17, 2010
What a person says when they embarrassed themselves on a national scale, and are too vain to actually say "I'm sorry".
by larryj November 7, 2010