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Slang definition for: Whatever/whatevs. Indifference. Not caring.
Amanda: "Do you guys want chocolate or vanilla ice cream?"

Heather: "Wharves, I like anything".

Samantha: "Same here. It's wharves to me, yo"
by wharving it up June 21, 2012
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Another term that means to regurgitate or vomit. Often used in the old cartoon "Ren and Stimpy"
I'm about to wharf!
by EMRAT February 20, 2003
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she is a wharf, everyone ported on her before, don't you know?
by lursey April 12, 2009
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The Status of an existing being or object in the grodiest, nastiest most dangerous possible form. there are two forms of everything, regular, and wharf. The Wharf form of something often causes extreme fear, disgust, and pitty.
Girl: eww what is that mangy looking thing?

Guy: Its a fuckin Wharf Cat bub

Girl: oh dear god
by Lyfe 268 192 January 16, 2007
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Wharf, by all means, is an all-encapsulating term for repulsive, sickening, ghastly, filthy, sordid, and revolting. The epitome of disgusting in every way, shape, and form that one being or thing could ever possibly be. To be wharf is to be unfathomably ugly or incomprehensibly disgusting. The state of wharf can manifest itself in the face of an ugly (or fugly) or extremely mutated face. Wharf} can also be used to describe a heinous existence such as the life of a serial cannibal.
"Oh dear God, look at that creature at the end of the bar. Is that a girl or a boy? Is that thing even human? I can't believe how wharf she/it is!"

"Stop staring at her/it! It's rude to stare!"

"I can't help it. She is possibly one of the most disgusting human beings alive! I would rather kiss a shitty dog's ass. I think I'm going to vomit."
by Daddy John April 06, 2007
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Another way to spell whorf. Midget whores or midgets in porno. A shortening of the combination "whore-dwarf."
Ya know who has it the worst? The whore dwarfs--wharfs!
by Still_trippin' June 05, 2006
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verb. To vomit like a walrus.
"Dude, where's Simon?"
"He's wharfing in the toilet"
by tea-jjj October 12, 2013
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