Woman: "Tom, get away from that wharf dude! He'll take your soul!"
Tom: "I just want to pet his cat, woman."
Woman: "THAT'S NO NORMAL CAT, IT'S IN WHARF FORM!"
R.I.P. Tom, 12/15/06.
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