Wharf Form is the physical and sometimes mental result of a being lingering around a wharf
for far too long. To be in Wharf Form means that one has become the most grisly form of one's self, and can repel others with a seaweedy stare. Wharf
Form has frightened many, but it has also inspired some: the most notable example being Wharfcatz
, a godly band from Maine.
Wharf Dude: "Yarg! Come yonder and have some Mishee Soup!"
Woman: "Tom, get away from that wharf dude! He'll take your soul!"
Tom: "I just want to pet his cat, woman."
Woman: "THAT'S NO NORMAL CAT, IT'S IN WHARF FORM!"
R.I.P. Tom, 12/15/06.