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Wharf Form is the physical and sometimes mental result of a being lingering around a wharf for far too long. To be in Wharf Form means that one has become the most grisly form of one's self, and can repel others with a seaweedy stare. Wharf Form has frightened many, but it has also inspired some: the most notable example being Wharfcatz, a godly band from Maine.
Wharf Dude: "Yarg! Come yonder and have some Mishee Soup!"
Woman: "Tom, get away from that wharf dude! He'll take your soul!"
Tom: "I just want to pet his cat, woman."
Woman: "THAT'S NO NORMAL CAT, IT'S IN WHARF FORM!"

R.I.P. Tom, 12/15/06.
by 1337h4x0r? January 16, 2007

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