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3.
what you say when someone says something ridiculous or stupid, usually followed by an open palm, circular, hand motion.
Person 1: Hey dude,yesterday night i saw Brad Pitt's cousin's, cousin's, wife's, brother's, mother-in-law's, sister!

Person 2: WHAM!!!!!!!
by Johnson La'Dic July 26, 2010
 
1.
To Wham on someone would be to verbally assault them or to make jokes at their expense

Used primarily in DC, MD, VA.
After Carl talked about my mother's chest hair and my non existent father it was obvious he was trying to wham on my ass.
by billybadasses March 27, 2009
 
2.
George Michaels band standing for "White Horny Anal Men"
OMG here comes the WHAM!!!!! RUN!!!!!!!!
by LordBallz June 30, 2011
 
4.
Excess energy typically found in small children and animals usually brought on by forced inactivity.
You should run around a bit and get your whams out.
by gonnagetoveryou April 16, 2011
 
5.
To hit hard; The act of hitting
"I'm gonna wham this guy"; As we were driving, I whammed that pedestrian on the sidewalk with a slushy.
by ravensbball03 June 29, 2010
 
6.
A hot chick you wouldn't mind banging.
Hey, let's go out tonight and pick up some whams!
by Tremendous February 18, 2008
 
7.
The equivalent of the masculine use of the word gash, however used to describe a male or the male genitals.
1. "I'm going out tonight and I'm gonna find me some Wham" ;)

2. "Excuse me love, I couldn't help but notice that you've got a MASSIVE Wham" ;)
by LBall December 30, 2009