A fat person who hates being fat and says "I miss the old days." Even though in the old days you were still fat and no one liked you.
Whale: "I miss the old days." Random Standbyer: "Shut up whale, your fucking fat."
1. the animal with the hole in it
2. to beat up/beat on someone
1. "Oh look it's a whale, the animal with the hole in it. There's only one!"
2. "Dad went upstairs to whale on his son. Not like 'Dad, upon seeing the bad report card, looked at his son who just happened to be in the room with him and whaled on him,' but no, Dad, apropos of nothing, went upstairs to the only room in which his son felt safe and just fucking whaled on him."
"I have to go to the gym to whale on my quads"
A fat or obese lady, often seen in wal-mart yelling at her kids. Porr kids!!!
Also see free willie
Mom I went to wal-mart, but I couldn't get those socks cuz it was full of whales.
the love of your life. a person you have so much emotion for that it is bigger than a whale. a person you have an infinitely large amount of love for or towards. a person you love so much it makes the size of a whale insignificant. usually this type of person is very sexy and attractive, has gorgeous eyes, and are very funny, and should have alot in common with you.
i love my whale.
i love you as much as a whale.
my boyfriend is such a whale.
A big fucking thing in the water. Not to be confused with oil tanker.
The whale ate him with horrible teeth of pain.
A person who has a similar way of thinking and is generally a best friend. They can always be depended upon for anything may it be love or food. Consequently, they are often recipients of whale hugs.
"Babe, you're my whale.."
"I can always depend on my whale."
"Whales care and share, baby!"
New England slang for beating someone up. To punch, or beat on.
"After Matty whaled on that kid he hopped on his bike and booked outta here."
the whale is located in the middle of the blunt... it is the biggest part in the blunt that surprises the hell out of you when you take a pull.