by dutch10 November 16, 2006
by whale watcher October 10, 2014
An individual who is infatuated by obese rotund women. The individual will express a hatred towards them as a facade for his friends, however in reality he is extremely down bad.
Holy moly, Antony is the biggest whale watcher to ever exist. All he does is them fat bitches' homework. Mandem is so sad.
by Rabdullah Hummus the 16th February 17, 2021
A nigga who finds attraction in extremely-large, rotund, well-upholstered women who also have the brain function of the child of a sea cucumber and a fetus. If the women has dyed hair, their garguantuan size is accentuated according to the 'principle of pinguis mulieribus' where the bitch looks better in the whale watcher's eyes. Whale watchers portray simp-like behaviour, such as completing the whale's homework and defending the whale from slander from the watcher's own friends who are actually sane. This attraction to fat bitches can be attributed to a fried pineal gland caused by the lack of a father figure to guide them to the right way.
Have you seen Antony's latest instagram story? He's always complaining about bitches calling him ugly but here he is being a whale watcher. ඞ
by Rabdullah Hummus the 16th February 14, 2021
Lesbian. Derived from the greek word Whalla watcha snatch. Translated to "one who loves the vag"
Why whales? It must be the blow hole.
Why whales? It must be the blow hole.
by SamDePree February 28, 2009
One who enjoys seeing girls in low-rise jeans with the top of her thong showing along the small of her back.
You know it seems like only a few of these people can actually speak eng..... Whoah! Check out the whale tail on that chick! That didn't happen on accident.
You're a hopeless whale watcher!
You're a hopeless whale watcher!
by Odus T Brown May 14, 2009
he must be a whale watcher.
by heymarket station September 4, 2003