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1. Whale Wars!
The act of intensely searching for women that have whale like features at either a house party or fraternity party in a desperate attempt to prove to your colleagues that you are in fact, the real Captain Ahab of the sea.
Guy 1: Ok boys, get your harpoons out. It's gonna be rough tonight seas.

Guy 2: Whale Wars!

Guy 3: Whale Wars!

Guy 1: Hey man, did you see that Jeremy won Whale Wars last night?

Guy 2: Yea man, he brought that fat chick back out our place and tried to ann frank it
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