The act of intensely searching for women that have whale like features at either a house party or fraternity party in a desperate attempt to prove to your colleagues that you are in fact, the real Captain Ahab of the sea.
Guy 1: Ok boys, get your harpoons out. It's gonna be rough tonight seas.
Guy 2: Whale Wars!
Guy 3: Whale Wars!
Guy 1: Hey man, did you see that Jeremy won Whale Wars last night?
Guy 2: Yea man, he brought that fat chick back out our place and tried to ann frank it