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1.
Slimy amalgam of bodily fluid (semen, sweat) emitted by an obese man during sexual activity. Originally used by sex-workers to describe the attentions of a particularly unattractive client.
You need to take a shower, Tiffany. You've been covered in Whale Oil.
by Chewzi June 05, 2009