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A route of mail delivery, via whale. Usually a small package attached to a sea animal and originating from the Hong Kong area. Almost always slower than snail mail, taking more than a month for delivery to the US. Insurance plan may include a killer whale for a service fee.
Im still waiting on my iPhone case to be delivered, they used whale mail.
by colivas777 December 05, 2010