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While tapping a woman from behind, pull out your penis abruptly and jab it into her ass numerous times at random intervals. When she cocks her head back in surprise, whack her on the back of the head with your shoe.
I had to go to the Assaker house again last night. John's mom wanted me to play 'Whack the Gopher' with her again.
by Big Nose Jewboy October 23, 2007

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