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wetty fap 

To masturbate in the shower while your boo is in the kitchen cooking pies.
My lady was doin' the homemaker thing and didn't want to get nasty, so I took a quick shower and a wetty fap.
wetty fap by Bogrimm October 2, 2015
Are you sweaty from gym clas
But ur wet from pornhub then you are wettyy
MOM IM WETTYY
Wettyy by Alexthegodd January 14, 2019

Wetter than a beaver's hat 

An idiom describing either the condition of being soaking wet due to inclement weather or when a female's vagina is absolutely dripping from arousal
The ladies in the steno pool were wetter than a beaver's hat after watching the new Ryan Gosling film.

wetter than an otters pocket

your gurl when she sees Gibby from iCarly
you: wow you’re wetter than an otters pocket rn

your girl: i just watched gibby fall through the ceiling again, wanna roleplay?

pecker wetter 

Another name for a pristine vagina, pussy, axe wound.. yada yada
I'd like to get deep in that pecker wetter.
pecker wetter by niodin March 10, 2008
A wetten is somebody who is moist/wet. someone who is embarrassing or cringey.

derived from wet.
“did you see that picture Aran posted with his 10 bag? what a wetten”
wetten by jamasburg December 3, 2017