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5. Wet towel
A female that is not attractive. I watched an episode of leave it to beaver. This was the termanology use by ward to wally, when they were discussing a ugly chick wally had dated
well wally back in my time we called them a wet towel!
1. wet towel
A person who hangs all over everyone, is a drip, and generally makes the place go sour if left unattended to immediately.
"Man, that girl is just a wet towel. She needs to get a life!
2. wet towel
When a used condom is turned inside out, and is smeared on a person's face.
While sleeping, Frank received a wet towel from Steve.
3. Wet Towel
a person who is boring or useless
Mike is such a wet towel, i mean look at him he is just sitting there doing nothing.
4. Wet Towel
Wet Towel

A lethal weapon used to wreak havoc upon anyone in the changing rooms of a pool or gym.

OR

The term given to define something that is useless, pathetic and annoying in its self and to society.
Example 1

Mum: "How the hell did you get all those red marks on your back!!?"

Son: "Dave went on a killing spree with his wet towel in the changing rooms again..."

Example 2

Guy 1: Hey did you see that video of Justin Bieber starting on that reporter?"

Guy 2: "Yeah that kids such a fucking wet towel!"
6. wet towel
When a man take his wife's vibrator and pumps it in and out of his ass while masturbating with the other hand... synchronously. Like a cartoon character drying himself with a towel.
Mom, I just caught Michael pulling a wet towel with your vibrator in the bathroom!
7. wet towel
a vag already used by a guys dick.

see wetting a towel
frankie: maile has a wet towel!
anna: her towels been wet MANY times!
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