When a person, especially one named Wes, attempts to give a girl of large girth, often a girl who is colloquially known as a "dike," a lap dance while the said muff diver is in the process of peeing.
Last time I drank, I had way too many and tried to give a big lesbian a Wet Wesley.
by RandyIsTheDevil December 21, 2010

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