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1.
When one intensely bastes their dick in stove warmed turkey (gravy ad stuffing included) and then has their partner proceed to give them an extremely sloppy blow job. Reinvents Thanksgiving dinner.
"Dude, last night at thanksgiving I convinced my cousin Sally to give me a wet turkey. Best Thanksgiving Ever. But my mom was wondering where all the gravy went."
by Iloveturkeydick69xolawl January 09, 2010
 
2.
Wet Turkey means some really shitty weed. If you smoke weed you know what I am talking about.
That dealer didn't give you dank, he gave you some Wet Turkey.
by Wantedbymany November 21, 2011