When one takes a major shat and left over shit crumbs gets stuck in the ass hair
I dont want to pull my pants up because i dont want to get shit from my wet squirrel to get stuck to my underwear
by MonsterMAx October 08, 2010
When a girl packs away your nuts in either cheek while "climbing" the man's dick by rapidly moving hands down it. All of this while making squirrel sounds.
Man, I got a wet squirrel from Marshall's mom last night, it was nuts!
by Jake, Jared, Kristie December 11, 2006