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A nickname for a man with a incredibly large penis, but is very small (5'0) and not very attractive. His stupidity amazes people. Typically called Wet Oats or simply, Oats.
"Wet Oats, your quite the idiot for your 4 inch girth"
Oats, your makin me feel good
by Rick S. Hunter October 26, 2010

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