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When two gay men with erectile dysfunction play ping-pong with their penises in lieu of anal sex.
Ever since their surgeries Lyle and Sebastian haven't been able to achieve full penetration, and instead resort to Wet Noodle Ping-Pong. They say it works for them.
by GetItRightGetItTight June 17, 2011