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A guy who seems to be gay yet still has sex with women. He has not yet admitted to himself that he wants to be with men. Or, he has tried, but can't get with men.
Alan seems so gay sometimes. His whole thing about preparing appetizers for his party left him moving his arms in a weird way when he spoke - like a Wet Doily.

Don has been TOO attentive to his haircolor and personal hygiene, and the women agree, to the point where I think that maybe he is a Wet Doily.
by corsendonkian November 27, 2011