Pretty much you know you're from Weston if: 1) you've never been to a bar 2) you know the first and last names of everybody in your graduating class 3) you pop your collar 4) you can't sleep at night if your current GPA is below a 3.5 5) your first ride was a BMW, Mercedes, Lexus, Acura, Infiniti, or any SUV with at least a v6 6) you can recall playing in the sandbox with at least 10 people in your english class 7) you were actually born in Manhattan 8) there is a bottle of vodka or jack in your trunk 9) you almost hit 3 animals on your way to school today 10) you got your first cell phone in 7th grade, or younger 11) you cant see your neighbor's house through all the trees 12) your dad needs the escalade too, so that when it snows he doesnt have to hurt the bimmer 13) you excel at at least one of the following sports: track, golf, tennis, sailing, skiing 14) you're mom's SUV has a Duke, Dartmouth, Yale, Harvard or Cornell sticker on it 15) you only go to the beach at night 16) the nearest mall is 1/2 hr away 17) you've ever bumped into a classmate while vacationing in Europe 18) you play at least one varsity sport 19) you have no idea how to change a tire 20) you smoke lots of weed, but you're no pothead.
In Weston, you are a loser if your BMW is USED!! (God forbid.)
-very tall, athletic, thin
-sexy body and perfect penis
-not from this planet
-insanley good in bed
-acts gay occasionaly but is really straight
-he is like achielles
-obbsessed with becoming a true ninja
"i have a court date but whatever i dont have to go haha."
"sweet, then we can go to the party tonight, theres a couple going on in weston."
I like to think of it as the little brother of
Westport. All the kids are spoiled rotten,
and get drunk and high at every party every
weekend, but there is no commerce in Weston except
for Weston Center. Which is NOT a big hang out
spot. People in Weston have nothing better to do
then make loads of money and drive around in their
Mercedes Benz' and BMW's. But I'm completely serious--
my mom has an Audi A7 and my dad has a BMW M5. All
the Weston kids usually hang out, if not in someones
beer soaked house, in Westport. But the thing with these
towns is everyone knows about these kids, but no one
seems to care.