2. A place that I'm ashamed to live in. I can't stand the people here, my family's probably gonna be homeless cuz living here is so damn expensive, and everyone thinks I'm a complete dumbass cuz I don't plan on going to an Ivy when I graduate. The people here have no fucking idea what the real world is like, and no-one seems to understand that gangsta is NOT a fucking fashion statement. Also, almost none of the guys here ever get a girlfriend, cuz they won't settle for anything less than Megan Fox. This place SUCKS. DON'T come here!!! I'm moving out the moment I graduate.
3. A town that paid a homeless man to leave, because he was "ruining our town's image."
Weston, MA mom: I don't like the way this microwave looks in our kitchen...the colors don't flow nicely.
Weston dad: Alright, I'll bring it to the dump and get a new one.
2. Hot chick: So are you from around here?
Me: Uh...yeah kinda...
Hot chick: ...?
Hot chick: Oh. (gets up and leaves)