Ejaculate deposited into the hand, usually in an work environment, for the purpose of flicking at a female colleague.
"Man, that new secretary is hot. If she keeps bending over like that, I might have to chuck her a Westy."
by Mr. G. West July 11, 2008
someone who lives in the western suburbs, i.e. generally the poorer side of town. Whilst not all residents are (un)worthy of the term westy, simplying living in a suburb with the word west justifies it. Westies are usually angry people with pale ,crappy skin, a testament to the amount of junkfood and soft drink they usually consume. Westies love to wear brands such as wu-tang, DaDA and the eminem show as well as ride bikes with plastic bags attached holding beer cans. They almost always smoke(cigarettes or pot) and they love R&B and usually end up trying to be "sik" like nelly and others by adding such words to their incredibly stunted vocabulary as "dawg", they also swear alot and despite having as much intelligence as a genetically modified carrot they actually are quite original in how many ways they can say fuck(fuckem, fuckest etc...). It is rare at all if westies actually complete high school as most can barely think coherently, let alone actually do simple maths or keep to a schedule.
by benny123 July 8, 2005
A radical and otherwiswe totally awesome home on wheels of german manufacture. Has a pop top, stove and lots of soul
Hey bro, lets nail the reggae fest this weekend. It would be hella pimp if we could convince the missus to let us take your westy!
by jeff matthews August 30, 2007
Westy is a short kid who knows nothing about mountain bikes and says some of the most stupid things you will ever hear example red bull fanpage or a derailer for a trek marlin 5 will cost 1000 dollars to fix and in general is just a spud
by Nigeldawg October 27, 2020
An imposter gay who attempts to lure his prey in closer with the wafting smell of a thousand dirty dick ghosts by slowly spreading his legs to expose his loose, gaping asshole that is thirsty for another meal. He ends up donkey punching you, stealing your cash and going on a meth binge. Silly little redneck, meth is for white trash.
by GaysianAmbassador January 9, 2016
by Menfucker420 December 20, 2017
A person who thinks they are solid af but they are in reality they can't even finish a can of cider, also know as a light weight
by Tom mouland December 18, 2016