Verna: I'll have some coke. Oh, and a side of ranch dressing.
Tom: I'll have coffee. And we'd like to order your sampler platter, with some ranch dressing.
Bob: Would you like cream with your coffee?
Tom: No, just some ranch dressing will be fine. Thanks.
Governer Manchin: "Due to continued, sustained sales increases, popularity among the people of West Virginia, and general deliciousness, I declare ranch dressing to be hereby known as 'West Virginia Sauce'. I am recommending that we reinvest all teacher's retirement funds into Kraft foods and Hidden Valley, and implementing a ranch curriculum in our junior high schools to prepare young West Virginians for their futures in food service."