West Milford, an 80+ square mile town in Passaic County,sitting in the "Heart of the Highlands."With mountainous terrain and nearly 40 lakes. This town, most commonly known for its bad reputation, is in fact the home of "Clinton Road".Also home of the Highlands known for "Heroin Hill", yes, Hewitt is referred to as that exactly.But this drug problem is because of the direct route to many cities. It's to be understood that if you grew up in this town, you are forever this town. People here have different personalities, Hick and Guido mix, I know, sounds ridiculous, and it is.. Graduates of WMHS are not all slutty druggy dumb asses but yes, majority are. They know how to have FUN and LOTS of it. But it's been very apparent to me that the families of West Milford are mostly hard working, honest people, many business owners.West Milford attracts Hikers and Bikers alike. Having the beautiful Appalachian Trail in Hewitt makes this town a great place to live for outdoorsy people!Although there are only 2 traffic lights in the town there is no need for anymore than that! Major state highway, Route 23, that winds along its southern boundary, more or less paralleling the Pequannock River, provides its main transportation links to the outside world*Despite its enormous size, West Milford is blessed with a small-town atmosphere and is overall a lovely place to live.The atmosphere is something different, something you may unknowingly become attached to, ask its 26,400 residents.
Wayne resident: "Let's go drive on Clinton Road and see the KKK"
Reply: "That shit's not true, idiot"
West Milford resident: "Are you ready for the Klann meeting tonight?"
LOL, yes, it is true..
The home of Clinton Road, which is the home of klansmen. I know, I live here. It has a bunch of weird stuff in it, and yes, most of the girls are whores.
This has also been the recent home of bomb threats, as the school have has seven in 07-08, and so far, only one in 08-09.
And yes, there are a lot of druggies and moron's here that like to have sex at the age of twelve. Not saying any names, but you might wanna clean those bedsheets better.
Random Guy 1: You 18?
Random Girl 1: No, but after all, this is West Milford.
White Power capital of the world. People can be heard screaming it out windows and throwing busch cans from trucks. Clinton road has nothing to do with this, that shit aint haunted.
Ron:What the hell was that?
Kyle: Just another white power brother in West Milford, spreading the whites.
Ron:White Power feller.
okay well west milford is full of a few things. delis. pizzs places. bars. SLUTS AND DRUGS. alot of hicks live here. they are really racist too. not cool. most people end up working at gas stations therye whoole life and no one really leaves. they always come back haa. but its not too bad. you always have connections and the high schools pretty cool too. bomb threats and dead dears in the halls. and smelly vents. but i wouldnt recommend sending ur children to the school. they might become sluts, drug addicts, and end up in a rehab center. most people in wm usually do end up there at least once in there life. and they always stay clean for a few weeks until they know they can do it again. oh and weed isnt even a drug here its like just someting to do cause theres nothing else to do. unless ya wonna hang out in shoprite parking lot...and smoke haha.
even though everythin sucks about it you wont wonna live anywhere else. its like amazing here and everyone does lovee it hahaha
girl 1 "im a whore lets go get high and have sex"
girl 2 " but i dont do that...o wait jk im a whore too! yay! im only 12!!!!"
girl 1: "duh you are from west milfordd!"
n. A town in northern New Jersey that is meticulously bereft of prolific opulence. People from West Milford are generally considered by outsiders as any one of the following: redneck, hick, hillbilly, shitkicker or klansman.
adj. A state of being unclean and/or infected with one or more STD's, likely obtained from intercourse with a sibling or other close relative.
n. "I passed a trash heap the other day. A bum was living inside. It reminded me of West Milford."
adj. "Yo son, Stacy may look hot, but she's totally West Milford. She has the clap."
A town in Northern New Jersey. It's basically in the middle of no where. Trees surround it, and bears infest thoes trees. The High School is filled with druggies and drunks. Most people who live here want to leave ASAP. Trust me, don't move here. The taxes are high, and you get nothing.
There are many lakes that crackies vandalise and ruin. again, don't move here.
Girl 1: Hey, I'm moving to West Milford.
Girl 2: Really? That crack addict of a town?
Gril 1: Yeah. All my cousins live there.