2) A village in which the sluts roam free.
3) Safest village, although you can not move 5 feet without running into a meth lab.
4) Home of Austin Groff (kid who makes miracle shots) and David Good (Mancode).
5) Home of the Mike Dixon (bike thief).
6) Home of world's largest speed bump.
7) Record of most lost football games in a row. (Even though it has the best football coach known to man.)
8) Where the cops look like their 12. Whic is kinda good since they don't really do anything.
9) The place where girls rides dick more than they do horses. (Although there's a lot of horse riding going on too.)