Indie Rocker 2: No, dude, I've been back at Wesleyan listening to my Ryan Adams albums.
"Is it really full of gays, stoners, and busted hos?"
Student B: Hell no dude, it's Wesleyan. I'll probably become a writer, move to Brooklyn, and live in a box.
Note: While also very respectable schools, Wesleyan is neither Ohio Wesleyan nor Wellesley.
Isn't that a religious school?
No, bitch. It most certainly is not. Now, kindly get out of my face before I ask my lawyer mother to sue your whole f**king family and have you declared insane.