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Wesleyan University is a small liberal arts college located in Middletown, Connecticut. Founded in 1831 by Methodist leaders, Wesleyan prides itself in providing a place for gay men in prom dresses and women with mustaches to roam the hillsides free of ridicule or embarrassment. With the exception of a handful of extremely attractive, intelligent, and relatively "normal" individuals, most students at Wesleyan are social outcasts, or techies, who take refuge in the university's open-minded, sunshine bathed, rainbow draped, "hurt me not my tree" philosophy.
Tim: "Yo, I visited Wesleyan University last week, and this dude tried giving me a blowjob!"
Hank: "That was a chick."


Tim: "Yo, I visited Wesleyan University last week and this dude tried giving me a blowjob!"
Hank: "Yea, that dude was gayer than AIDS."
by Cardinal2000 March 31, 2009

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