a lame dickweed who was on TNG for an agonizing 3 and 1/2 seasons. It was a hella lot better when he got his skinny ass outta there.
Damn, wesley eats his mom out.
by Tereth March 12, 2005
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Perhaps the female nerd's first and only character crush.
If you ever tell anyone I had a crush on Wesley Crusher I'll kill you after torturing you with needles.
by A hot Christina March 27, 2009
The lamest scifi character ever, who is so annoying he makes me want to pull my ears off
Wesley Crusher is teh s uck
by Bob882 September 07, 2004