a superhero.

hidden powers include contagious laughter, razor-sharp insights and the ability to strike the most interesting conversations. attracts swooning girls with hardly a twitch of his newly-goateed chin. can entice even the shrewiest of shrews with hand-drawn comic strips, evocative words, and a flair for dramatic photography. one smile and he can light up your day.

weakness: cold-hearted pretties
recovery time: fast to the untrained eye, slow to the wizened emo

hero standing: a keeper!