A SUPAH BITCH...with a tiny dick and an ass for a face. One look into his cold blue anus-eyes and you'll turn into a big pile of shit. Some say he originated from the tears of orphans, but others say he was created from a retarded gorilla raping a small boy. Presently, he is being hunted for the molestation of three girls with blue waffles as well as red pancakes thus resulting in a full pink socking.
Person 1: "Is that Welliver?"
Person 2: "FUUUUCKKK RUUNN FOR YOUR LIFEEE!!!!!"
by sir danglee sac January 8, 2013
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