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A large extravagant gathering featuring all of todays hottest hobbies and most expensive activities. Free food, alcohol and gifts. Sponsored by you and I, invites will include prisoners, lazy savages, homeless folks with clothing more expensive than ours, crack heads and their children and people who just don't feel like working.
Im proud that $5 of my hard earned paycheck is donated to this years Wellfair.

"Mommy, can I ride the Porsche at the Wellfair?" "Of course son, as long as you eat up all of your vegetables that mommy got for free"
by TASHAK December 30, 2013

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