Welking is the act of wiping one's anus after defecation. Specifically, it refers to a forceful act of wiping that will result in tissue paper being forcefully dragged across the sphincter itself, rather than being lightly teased across the ass-pubes. Welking may be accomplished by using two sturdy fingers, and can take the place of showering after a nasty deuce.
"Johnny, did you remember to welk after you went #2?"
"Dude! do you smell that? something smells RANK! I bet one of you guys forgot to welk!"
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a slutty girl with a potato shaped body, nappy blonde hair, skinny arms and legs, and a high pitched squeaky voice.
"Dude, Brittany is such a welk, she tried to kiss me and I rejected her and she tried again"
Another word for the Male genitalia, this slang term is used mainly in the Stirlingshire area of Scotland. Can be used as a Noun or an Adjective (Mainly as an insult)
Check out the guy with the pink shirt, what a welk!
After I pumped that hooker my welk got covered in spots.