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11. Welfare
What fat ass lazy people use their whole life. Mainly used by fat ass white bitches with 9 kids, blacks, and drug addicts. It goes in that order too. A commonly unknown fact is that it is mostly black people, but in-fact it's us, the white people because some of us are so fucking lazy. Our country would be so better off without welfare, and then I wouldn’t have to look at your scumbag trailer parks whenever I drive around, or smell your stinky asses in the grocery store. In countries that do not have governmental assistance programs, the poverty rates are almost non-existent, because people know they have to go out an get a job not sit on their fat ass and collect welfare.
Fat Bitch: I can’t wait for my welfare check next month; I will have my 7th kid, and more kids equal more welfare
Drug Addict Husband: Yea, why don’t you bend over baby and we'll have another, maybe we an afford a car then
Fat Bitch: Well maybe we should go to the hospital first and make sure I have a baby and I’m not just getting fat from sucking cocks and watching Dr. Phil and Jerry Springer all day
by SFdickie49 Feb 10, 2005 add a video
1. welfare
a holiday celebrated at the first of the month.
look what santa claus brought me. food.
by d dogg Jul 12, 2003 add a video
2. Welfare
The #2 cause of overpopulation in America
28 year old fat gir with 10 kids living in an apartment in Atlantic City: Shit i need a beer. Oh well, time to find a guy to get me pregnant again so I can afford it. More kids equals more welfare
by Abix Jun 3, 2005 add a video
3. welfare
shitty; of poor quality
damn, that food was fuckin' welfare
by ntshan Feb 26, 2003 add a video
4. welfare
Social assistance for those unable or choosing not to work. Free money.
"Work harder, millions on welfare depend on you!"
by Heywood May 27, 2003 add a video
5. welfare
something that sucks, or is cheap
"Man, this shit is welfare"
6. welfare
A program designed to provide financial help for those who struggle to make ends meet. This program has acquired the reputation for serving low-lifes, white trash, and drug addicts who are to lazy and stupid to get a job. How it got this wonderful reputation is beyond me (although it might have something to do with Republicans) as over 70% of welfare receivers bring home AT LEAST one paycheck.
Most of the definitions (for welfare) on Urban Dictionary say that welfare is for fat, lazy, white trash who have many kids to get more welfare money so they can by booze and drugs. the people who wrote those definitions are dumbshits.
7. welfare
1.) A state of being.

2.) Public Assistance.
1.) I'm the only one looking out for T's welfare!

2.) Yo, T, how long you been on welfare?
by T-Boy Aug 3, 2004 add a video
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