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Slang used in the South to describe a bad situation or place. Welcome...to hell.
Johnny got shot and killed last week up the street...Welcome..!
by Kermit99 July 06, 2013
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1. Welcome is the way of greeting someone of their presence in your location.
by HTML. July 30, 2015
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1. to be awesome beyond contemplation

2. to be so good looking that one is attractive to every female present and at least one guy present

3. to be incredibly smart

NOUN
1. one who is awesome beyond contemplation (not to be confused with one who is "pious beyond reason")

2. one who owns in all that he/she does

VERB
1. to own someone so badly the owned begs to "take it in the face"

2. to win at a competetion so completely that the loser is glad to have lost

3. to commit an act of awesome or divine magnitude
ADJECTIVE/ADVERB
"That stunt is so Welcome."

"Man: I am as straight as is humanly or even not humanly possible, but that dude is pretty Welcomely." Multiple women: "We agree."

"That Welcome guy aced the test."

"Kobe Bryant dunked that ball Welcomely."

NOUN
"The world's greatest person was beaten in karate death combat by a Welcome."

"Man! Stupid Welcome here won in incredible fashion at chinese chess again!"

VERB
Loser: "Dude... I am ashamed past reason. You Welcomed me. May I take it in the face? Welcome: "Yes. Yes, you may."

"Jesus Welcomed those Romans."
by Evan-Holmes March 15, 2009
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The original main channel of spin. A place for rival ideologists to slug it out with glee.
Welcome! is practically dead now. I think I'm going to International instead.
by RINGO October 22, 2003
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really gay place with really gay people
"Dude, I hate living in Welcome."
by bobalooie June 19, 2008
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