|1.||Welcome Home, Roscoe Jenkins|
A Welcome Home, Roscoe Jenkins is when an individual runs out of toilet paper and instead of just going and getting some more decides to cut up a t-shirt and use that instead.
Person 1: Hey man how was taking that shit?
Person 2: I ran out of toilet paper and had to do a Welcome Home, Roscoe Jenkins.
Person 1: That's gross man, next time make sure you re not out of toilet paper