A pair of very short shorts worn by a male in the style of Grateful Dead guitarist Bobby Weir. Preferably with "Ranger Rick" style pockets on the side, but plain khaki will suffice. Normally attired during the summer months and accompanied with a tank top.
Friend 1: Hey dude, check out these new shorts. Good thing I have tan thighs.
Friend 2: Totally, sweet pair of weirs!
1. Bob Saget and Charlie Sheen's love child. Thinks of himself as James Dean or Clint Eastwood but, in reality, he’s more like Skippy from Family Ties.
2. Commonly referred to as "Pigboy”. Pulls everyone in a 30 foot radius to the ‘dark’ side.
3. One who moans when eating. Would swear he’s making love to his food.
Although strives to be a Gary, Weirs can only serve as a Wingman to a Gary’s total awesomeness.