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A diminutive, whimsical, and versatile sort of "nom de plume" for the meaty, veinous, and ultimately legendary - PENIS!
1. "I'm going to peep out my weep"
2. "Stick your weep in her stinky weep-eater!!"
3. "You're a goddamn weephead!"
4. "If you keep talkin' that dirty shit, i'm going to shoot weep-juice from the throbbing head of my weep into your eyes."
5. "This is a weeping good time!"
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To cry silently, without any noises, sometimes without moving or closing one's eyes.
Lola didn't scream when she saw the murderer. She simply started to weep.
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Weep - Something Of When A Crying Tear Falls From Your Codded Eye.
Weeping Like A Baby Bitch
You Weeped On Yo Mama !
Go Weep Bitch.
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Sleep To sleep. To request that someone leave you alone so that you can try to get to or go back to sleep
Dude, I need to get some weeps. or Dude, leave me the fuck alone so I can WEEPS.
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Vrb. To ejaculate onto ones face. Usually used in a derogatory manner as a follow up to an insult or after proving someone wrong
What are you talking about, Swaziland has the world's lowest life expectancy...weep
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Blaine: Lets go smoke a bowl
Michael: But i'm tired!
Blaine: Then we can take a weep!
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acronym for White Eastern European Protestant. Just like a WASP; just for the rest of us who are NOT Anglo-Saxon descendents.
I would consider myself a WASP, but due to my Hungarian heritage, I am more accurately a WEEPy American male.
by elemental July 09, 2005
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