a person who breaks up with their girlfriend/boyfriend over texting, unfriends them over facebook, and then tries to turn all of their friends against them. a.k.a. a fail
p.bandera is a weenie
by alianna.styke February 11, 2009
A weenie would describe someone wearing tight legged pants, socks puled up high, atrocious glasses, and a button up collard shirt ect. IF YOU WEAR ANY OF THE FOLLOWING I AM SORRY TO SAY THAT YOU ARE A PURE WEENIE
Ussually the purest of the weenies are seen alone walking very akwardly, one the rare occasion that the weenie is not alone, he or she is accompanied with another weenie. when a weenie sighting has occured you are obliged to identify the person as a weenie and to have a good laugh!
Mr. Shaw, Katherine Powers, GRILLS, WHIPDADDY!
Liana in that Balloon picture, and sadly, the creator,me, LAIDS

Haley: thinking to herself, "WOW, look at that creature approching, with the ankle bitters and the cell phone from the 17th century, walking completely alone", oh wait, thats my friend Laids, she's a pure WEENIE!
by Laids March 13, 2008
Someone who is mean and likes to hurt people's feelings- a jerk.
Guy: "you're such a baby"
Girl: "hey don't be a weenie"
by grilledcheese March 19, 2015
wiener
cock
penis
pee-pee
your a weenie
you look like a weenie
your SUCH a weenie
you smell like a weenie
by Bartholimue August 21, 2008
Noun.

An uncool, outta style person. Usually into reading, science, and breeding fish. You can find them hanging around arcades or comic book conventions.

TRAITS THAT SEPARATE A WEENIE FROM NORMAL PEOPLE:
1) weenies either wear the same clothes over and over again, OR wash their clothes 88 times a day.
2) weenies are almost always virgins.
3) weenies beat you in the science fair.
football guy #1: YOU DOOD LOOK AT THAT WEENIE
football guy #2: YEAH LETS BEAT HIM UP!!

weenie #1: My stars! I think I have accidentally spilt some Co2 with my NaCl4!!
weenie #2: E=MC2!
by yo yo yo mamma June 20, 2006
A person named Eric .
People of this type are usually full of weeniness, and have weenie-like personalities.
Person A: "ugh, dude that guy over there is such a weenie."

Person B: "His name must be Eric.. ._____.
by avocado_amalia August 26, 2012
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