At last, now I can sleep at night.
OMFG!!1! Get away from your computer, now!1!!
On rare occasions Weekly World News will publish a story that is true. Also, in every issue, there is a page of Trivia that is not falsified.
Weekly World News has it's own mascot, a bat child that was found 2 miles underground by explorers. Dubbed "Bat-boy", he alledgedly has his own off-broadway musical.
Although 99.9% of this tabloid paper is false, it's stories can be quite humorous to read.
"Where'd she get that from?"
"Weekly World News"
Guy: "This satirical news reporter isn't Bill O'Reily, right?"
Guy: "Oh, thank god! The satirical news reporter without the slightest bit of hesitance!"