2. Captain Falcon? Please, I can pwn you with Weegie.
3. Weegie Boards are so fake, I don't see why you consult it for everything.
Glasgow - Billy Connelly. Edinburgh - ??? Ronnie Corbett? nuff said.
Teutcher: Ken, Ya weegie soap dodger eh?
Glaswegian: Away ye go out ma face Hamish and come into the 21t century if you could ya sheepshaggin' loser.
"You are a weegie, a smelly weegie, your only happy on giro day. Yer ma's stealer, yer dad's a dealer, so please dont take my hub caps away"